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           Thispamphletdescribeseightyearsofacastaway’slifeonadesertisland.Itisevidentthatthismariner,inhisoldageandinwant,hawkedthispamphletaboutamongthecharitable.

           “Iamverycurioustolearnhowyoubecameawareofthisoar,oftheexistenceofwhichweofthemuseumwereignorant.AmIcorrectinassumingthatyouhavereadanaccountinsomediarypublishedlaterbythisDanielFoss?Ishallbegladforanyinformationonthesubject,andamproceedingatoncetohavetheoarandthepamphletputbackonexhibition.

           “Verytrulyyours,

           “HOSEASALSBURTY.”