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           "Apparently,"saidWonse.

           "Whatdoesthatmean?"

           "Ireallyhaven’tthefaintestnotion,"saidWonsedrily."Andwhataboutthename...Carrot?"

           "Butwedon’tdothingslikethat!"saidVimes."Youcan’tgoaroundarrestingtheThieves’Guild.Imean,we’dbeatitallday!"

           "ApparentlythisCarrotthinksotherwise."

           Thecaptainshookhishead,andwinced."Carrot?Doesn’tringabell."ThetoneofblurredconvictionwasenoughevenforWonse,whowasmomentarilytakenaback.

           "Hewasquite-"Thesecretaryhesitated."Carrot,Carrot,"hesaid."I’veheardthenamebefore.

           Seenitwrittendown."Hisfacewentblank."Thevolunteer,thatwasit!Remembermeshowingyou?’’

           Vimesstaredathim."Wasn’ttherealetterfrom,Idon’tknow,somedwarf-?’’

           "Allaboutservingthecommunityandkeepingthestreetssafe,that’sright.BeggingthathissonwouldbefoundsuitableforahumblepositionintheWatch.’’Thesecretarywasrummagingamonghisfiles.

           "What’dhedone?"saidVimes.

           "Nothing.Thatwasit.Notablessedthing."