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           Let’sseeyourcredentials?andshowthemtotheFairWitnessandstateloudandclearlytoheryourname,rank,organization,andpaynumber."

           "YouknowwhoIam.NowIhaveawarrantto-"

           "Ihaveacommon-lawwarranttopartyourhairwithashotgununlessyoudothingslegallyandinorder!Idon’tknowwhoyouare.YoulookremarkablylikeastuffedshirtIsawoverthetelephoneearliertoday–butthat’snotevidenceandIdon’tidentifyyou.Youmustidentifyyourself,inthespecifiedlegalfashion,WorldCodeparagraph1602,partII,beforeyoucanserveawarrant.Andthatgoesforallthoseotherapes,too,andthatpithecanparasitepilotingforyou."

           "Theyarepoliceofficers,actingundermyorders."

           "Idon’tknowthattheyareanythingofthesort.Theymighthavehiredthoseill-fittingclownsuitsatacostumer’s.Theletterofthelaw,sir!You’vecomebargingintomycastle.Yousayyouareapoliceofficer–andyouallegethatyouhaveawarrantforthisintrusion.ButIsayyouaretrespassersuntilyouproveotherwise?whichinvokesmysovereignrighttouseallnecessaryforcetoejectyou–whichIshallstarttodoinaboutthreeseconds."

           "Iwouldn’tadviseit."

           "Whoareyoutoadvise?IfIamhurtinattemptingtoenforcethismyright,youractionbecomesconstructiveassault–withdeadlyweapons,ifthosethingsthosemulesaretotingareguns,astheyappeartobe.