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           "Sothestorygoes.ButI’lltellyouthis:Hecriedlikeamotherf**kingbabywhenyouwereborn."

           "I’veheardthatpart."

           "Heardwhatpart?"Dadaskedbreathlessly.HegrabbedthebagfromHenry."TacoBell,Henry?"

           "Dinnerofchampions,"Henrysaid.

           "It’lldo.I’mstarving.It’sintenseinthere.Gottokeepupmystrength."

           Henrywinkedatme.Dadpulledoutaburritoandofferedonetome.Ishookmyhead.DadhadstartedunwrappinghismealwhenMomletoutagrowlandthenstartedscreamingatthemidwifethatshewasreadytopush.

           Themidwifepokedherheadoutthedoor."Ithinkwe’regettingclose,somaybeyoushouldsavedinnerforlater,"shesaid."Comeonback."

           Henrypracticallyboltedoutthefrontdoor.IfollowedDadintothebedroomwhereMomwassittingnow,pantinglikeasickdog."Wouldyouliketowatch?"themidwifeaskedDad,buthejustswayedandturnedapaleshadeofgreen.

           "I’mprobablybetteruphere,"hesaid,graspingMom’shand,whichsheviolentlyshookoff.

           NooneaskedmeifIwantedtowatch.Ijustautomaticallywenttostandnexttothemidwife.Itwasprettygross,I’lladmit.Lotsofblood.AndI’dcertainlyneverseenmymomsofull-onfrontalbefore.Butitfeltstrangelynormalformetobethere.ThemidwifewastellingMomtopush,thenhold,thenpush."Gobaby,gobaby,gobabygo,"shechanted."You’realmostthere!"shecheered.Momlookedlikeshewantedtosmackher