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The Laughing Man
Duringthenextcoupleofweeks,thepicture—howeverforciblyoraccidentallyithadbeenplantedontheChief—wasnotremovedfromthebus.Itdidn’tgooutwiththeBabyRuthwrappersandthefallenlicoricewhips.However,weComanchesgotusedtoit.Itgraduallytookontheunarrestingpersonalityofaspeedometer.
ButonedayaswewereonourwaytothePark,theChiefpulledthebusovertoacurbonFifthAvenueintheSixties,agoodhalfmilepastourbaseballfield.Sometwentyback-seatdriversatoncedemandedanexplanation,buttheChiefgavenone.Instead,hesimplygotintohisstory-tellingpositionandswungprematurelyintoafreshinstallmentof"TheLaughingMan."Hehadscarcelybegun,however,whensomeonetappedonthebusdoor.TheChief’sreflexesweregearedhighthatday.Heliterallyflunghimselfaroundinhisseat,yankedtheoperatinghandleofthedoor,andagirlinabeavercoatclimbedintothebus.
Offhand,Icanrememberseeingjustthreegirlsinmylifewhostruckmeashavingunclassifiablygreatbeautyatfirstsight.OnewasathingirlinablackbathingsuitwhowashavingalotoftroubleputtingupanorangeumbrellaatJonesBeach,circa1936.ThesecondwasagirlaboardaCaribbeancruiseshipin1939,whothrewhercigarettelighterataporpoise.AndthethirdwastheChief’sgirl,MaryHudson.
"AmIverylate?"sheaskedtheChief,smilingathim.
Shemightjustaswellhaveaskedifshewasugly.
"No!"theChiefsaid.Atriflewildly,helookedattheComanchesnearhisseatandsignalledtherowtogiveway.
