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           Yetrecentlythelocalpaperhadsaid(aproposofagala)that,“ThankstotheeffortsofourCivilGovernor,thetownhasbecomeenrichedwithapleasauncefullofumbrageous,spaciously-branchingtrees.Evenonthemostsultrydaytheyaffordagreeableshade,andindeedgratifyingwasittoseetheheartsofourcitizenspantingwithanimpulseofgratitudeastheireyesshedtearsinrecognitionofallthattheirGovernorhasdoneforthem!”

           Next,afterinquiringofagendarmeastothebestwaysandmeansoffindingthelocalcouncil,thelocallaw-courts,andthelocalGovernor,shouldhe(Chichikov)haveneedofthem,thegentlemanwentontoinspecttheriverwhichranthroughthetown.Enroutehetoreoffanoticeaffixedtoapost,inorderthathemightthemoreconvenientlyreaditafterhisreturntotheinn.Also,hebestoweduponaladyofpleasantexteriorwho,escortedbyafootmanladenwithabundle,happenedtobepassingalongawoodensidewalkaprolongedstare.Lastly,hethrewaroundhimacomprehensiveglance(asthoughtofixinhismindthegeneraltopographyoftheplace)andbetookhimselfhome.There,gentlyaidedbythewaiter,heascendedthestairstohisbedroom,drankaglassoftea,and,seatinghimselfatthetable,calledforacandle;whichhavingbeenbroughthim,heproducedfromhispocketthenotice,helditclosetotheflame,andconneditstenour—slightlycontractinghisrighteyeashedidso.Yettherewaslittleinthenoticetocallforremark.