Ромео и Джульетта
Scene I. A public place.
Thou!why,thouwiltquarrelwithamanthathathahairmore,orahairless,inhisbeard,thanthouhast:thouwiltquarrelwithamanforcrackingnuts,havingnootherreasonbutbecausethouhasthazeleyes:whateyebutsuchaneyewouldspyoutsuchaquarrel?Thyheadisasfunofquarrelsasaneggisfullofmeat,andyetthyheadhathbeenbeatenasaddleasaneggforquarrelling:thouhastquarrelledwithamanforcoughinginthestreet,becausehehathwakenedthydogthathathlainasleepinthesun:didstthounotfalloutwithatailorforwearinghisnewdoubletbeforeEaster?withanother,fortyinghisnewshoeswitholdriband?andyetthouwilttutormefromquarrelling!
BenvolioAnIweresoapttoquarrelasthouart,anymanshouldbuythefee-simpleofmylifeforanhourandaquarter.
MercutioThefee-simple!Osimple!
BenvolioBymyhead,herecometheCapulets.
MercutioBymyheel,Icarenot.
EnterTybaltandothers
TybaltFollowmeclose,forIwillspeaktothem.
Gentlemen,goodden:awordwithoneofyou.
MercutioAndbutonewordwithoneofus?coupleitwithsomething;makeitawordandablow.
TybaltYoushallfindmeaptenoughtothat,sir,anyouwillgivemeoccasion.
